#which is on brand

[krowmeats]

Quick comic of the stress dream I had last night

[wholelottatransbians]

In my eyes, Ms Joke is 100% a lesbian who has been fucking with Aizawa for years. She's not attracted to him at all, she just finds everything about this walking disaster of a man so deeply fascinating, and will go out of her way to annoy him at every opportunity.

If he were to ever return her 'feelings', she would laugh him off and admit to the whole thing being a decade long bit. But she knows he won't, and that makes it even better.

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[ghost-bxrd]

There’s also a more clean version and a video version of this now :))))))

So… about that audio…

[chloesimaginationthings]

What FNAF movie Vanessa’s REAL job is..

[sunriseverse]

genuinely some nights i just longingly look through our asian language offerings. Blease [REDACTED] u let me study everything i want for ever and ever for Free.

[kleefkruid]

Never had a tiktok and it's not even banned here but I'm kind of tempted to get the red note app to min-max my Chinese ingredient pantry.

[aerequets]

nothing like wrapping a wound to set the mood

[makesyouevil]

secret meetings 🖇️

[rocketbirdie]

i don't want to lose you. i don't want to lose this

[lylahammar]

for all the man likers 💖 the monsterfucker in chief

[haliaiii]

The modern prometheus

[wyverncult]

judge of hell.jpg

[radioforums]

[hyrules-warrior]

I love how part of the plot of the first Luigi's Mansion is the result of Mario being a paranoid and overprotective older brother

The entire reason he is at the mansion is because he is suspicious of Luigi winning a contest he didn't enter and doesn't want him there alone. They agree to meet at the mansion but clearly Mario went early to "scope it out" before Luigi agreed to meet him there (cause Luigi is a punctual dude lets be real he wouldn't be late) and gets himself captured. He was right that it was a trap so his paranoia isn't unfounded but maybe if he hadn't gone ahead they could have handled it together... or both been captured... who knows!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell